Friday, July 11, 2014

Personal ads


The search stops here

Man seeking woman or small Filipino boy who likes to live on the edge. Must like Japanese anime, classic Hot Wheels and Betty Boop and have a taste for Lebanese food. Seriously, Only those with their own car and a valid license reply.

Confused seeking love

Man seeking a woman that looks like a man. Looking for someone to take charge so have your chain wallet ready. Call me.

I know who you are

Man seeking 5'3" woman with smooth skin and short brown hair living at 124 Main Street, Apartment 4 who likes to sleep nude. Waiting for your call.

Man seeking woman (or women)

You like dick
I'm a dick
Suck it up and give me a call

Man seeking man

You like assholes
I'm a asshole
Let's connect

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