Things to not say during prostate exam

• This usually costs extra.
• Is that a ring?
• Your knuckles are huge.
• What are you doing later?
• Sprinkle the infield while down there.
• Don't forget the taint.
• Is this what giving birth feels like?
• That's my spot.
• Lower.
• No, lower.
• Seriously, lower.
• Hold it right there.
• Mmmmmm.