Thursday, May 1, 2014

Don’t say …

Things I've recently learned are better left unsaid:

  • Mumbling "Move, bitch!" to the drunk woman who is stumbling and blocking your path (repeatedly) only causes more trouble, so avoid it.
  • Telling a co-worker "No thanks, you don't know what you're doing." when they offer to help with a project doesn't build any bridges. It is better to just say "No thank you."
  • Never tell your woman the truth about their new hair style - unless you really like it. Just get used to saying "it is beautiful, just like you."

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